So here’s the thing: my Apple watch died about half mile from the end of my 2nd glorious run of the day (Tim Cook, this would have never happened under Steve Jobs’ fascist regime) and I have no proof that any of it happened. My pants-wearing short shorts teammates (Will and Caleb) were there to witness as was enemy Aneasha. Don’t believe anything she says.
4th Longest personal run.
Passed 1 runner.
Ran 26.2 miles (+2.4 miles) in 3 days a PR.
Took a picture of the wrong metric, plus the avg pace is a little off because treadmill math. Promise it was 8.1, not 8. - LA Fitness, South Lamar Boulevard, Austin, TX, USA
It was a night at the races at LA Fitness. Aneasha showed up about 4 miles in and there was not a spare treadmill in sight (rain/New Years resolutions) so I thought I might have to be a good friend and give mine up as the maximum 20 min had passed. Luckily that didn’t have to happen. Caleb showed up and was bewildered when, rather than saying hi, I told him to “get on a fucking treadmill” (excuse my French). He was able to squeeze in a mile before spin. I finished 7.77 in an hour and then did the extra .03 for the haters. Aneasha and Caleb both rejected my invitation to go to the Broken Spoke afterwards.
Longest personal run.
Passed 13 runners moving ShortShortsWho? into #2.